Saturday, 2 April 2011

Athlete


You comprise
Sets of wires, taut, momentous
Violent bodied youth.

Saturday, 4 December 2010

I drew a picture of you.
You're a celtic rapper, and because you're celtic, you have every colour of hair on you.

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

FRICKIN' SNOW

DOG
That there is a dog drowning in the two and a half feet of snow we have, and I let her out this morning and she disappeared.There's a snowman because I can't make one out of real snow, so I thought I'd make one out of computer snow. That image below is a pterodaschund. It's long, and it has wings and a scary beak face.  I made one out of blutack, and we looked at eachother, and it thought "What the utter fuck is this? Because it's a scene kid, now, obviously. That's what scene kids say.
SO IT SNOWED. Yeah. I personally don't like snow, because it's cold and wet and adores cleavage. People do though. I don't know how. ANYWAY...
Revel in the pterodaschund, and the picture of Simpledog swimming in the snow.
PTERODASCHUND

Monday, 29 November 2010

YANO


I drew a picture of an artist... She's little and has a pencil. See?                                      >points>
SO it's nearly... that time of year again, and this year I really don't care. I think I'm getting better at not being insanely excited about things, so is that what happens when you get old? I guess it is. It's about the time, RIGHTNOWASIWRITETHESEWORDS that people start coming out of my school. It isn't now, idiot. Now it's a minute after people start coming out of my school. You know how when you think, and it's in a voice? I reckon many people wouldn't recognise that voice if they heard it in public. At all. I made a nearly christmas resolution to blog more. I hope to make this into a very unsophisticated blog. I'll spam you with my stunning pictures.
If you can't see it, it's a dude in a park with a dog and a fag. And rain. Etc. Oh, and a quiff... >points>
BYE
~I should get dressed, but the sense of not being bothered is so heavy...
~"i'ma have to tidy my room. FML." T.T Shut up, you silly person.

Friday, 10 September 2010

इ ऍम फिघ्तोंग अ द्रगों अन लोसिंग

I am fighting a dragon and losing, and I am fihgting it because it chased me, and I am losing ecaue it caught up after hotwiring my defenses and fucking off with them.





I really fucking hate this dragon.

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

His eyes are different colours, you see.

They are. One is very very blue, and the other is very very green with a brown patch on it. He hates it. He generally hates a lot of things. HE is a six-foot-two sixteen year old northern irishman whose accent goes completely out of control when he gets pissed off. And his name is icredibly un-irish sounding. Zachary Scott Draynon.
He hates technology, he hates people who don't know where their own organs are, and he hates his family. He also hates anyone who dares ask him about his family, and will go all irish and loud on you. He hates his family because something awful happened years ago that resulted in his green eye's brown patch and in his parents moving away from each other, FAR away, and him having to swap between all his family members even though he is supposed to be in Ireland. This strange looking, curly haired, friendlier-than-is-healthy young man knows more about me than I do myself, yet I still know nothing about him. All I know is what I just said. Oh, and that he wears all black all the time and can only see out of his blue eye, and that he has long and detailed conversations with himself under his breath all the time. hence, he turns heads. he also reads with his head cocked to the left because it's his left eye that works. He wrinkles his nose when he coughs, and bites his nails when he's stressed, and that he has a stupid capacity for bearing pain, physical and mental. I know this because a cow hurt him and I only found out why he was being stroppy when he turned to a nurse on the way out of the hospital, as thought an afterthought, pulled his sleeve up to reveal a bone sticking through the skin and said "I think there's something up with this." The nurse's eyes nearly rolled out of her head. I also know that he always starts to say euros instead of pounds, and jumps like he's been stung and freezes when strangers brush past him. That's all.

Monday, 9 August 2010

overthought re-organisation.

As I dry-heaved over the loo for the umpteenth time today, I thought about how my window was open and how someone, anyone (theives, murderers) could scale the clematis, get in through my big (visibly open)windows and could be waiting outside the (evidently occupied) bathroom for me to come out and lose my life to a well aimed pair of scissors or something. I thought about this until I found myself tiptoeing out holding the lid of the loo piston and wondering how many well aimed hits it would take to decapitate a bald, vicous eight-foot-tall Russian contortionist/serial killer. I then slept with the top of the loo by my bed. I worry about me. So now, when I was re-organising my bag to fit medicine, makeup, technology and food in I put them all in seperate bags, added a purse for emergency jewellery storage, a pair of flat shoes in case I get kicked out/the house burns down and I have to live in the wilds of st Tropez. Hmm. Then, still on having to survive in an unrealistic and stupid situation, I found an old broken umbrella that I could spear blown cows with (getting money of farmers for doing a job. hehe) and spear nuts, berries and possibly small children, along with eight-foot-tall bald acrobatic Russian contortionist serial psycho killers that have hunted ME down for some obscure reason. That is all. Orevwa.

P.S: Orevwa is a word. It's hatian for g'bye. I'm not retarded.